1. Have you ever seen a snake wear mittens
Or a pair of roller skates on kittens?
Or have you ever seen a chocolate cake fly
Or bats with purple eyes?
Have you ever seen a fish wear sneakers?
Or a flea eat a bag of peaches?
Or have you ever seen a duck play a guitar
Or an elephant driving a car?
Nonsense and silly talk
Will cheer you up when you feel blue.
But when somebody needs your help,
Silly talk won't do. Uh-uh!
Silly talk won't do.
2. Have you ever seen a sailboat walking?
Or a lobster wear a pair of stockings?
Or do you wash your milk so you can keep it clean?
Do you brush your teeth with gasoline? No way!
Have you ever seen a shark wear glasses?
Or a sea gull try to kiss molasses?
Or have you ever seen a yoyo eat a hat?
Or a Christmas tree chasing a cat? Chorus: